Why did my pastor get offended when I requested we sing my favorite hymen?
Love to do hymens in church. It’s my the one preferred part. you only adore conference everybody sing together, generally hymens, since they’re so uplifting. My the one preferred hymen is "Come All Ye Faithful", as well as you hadn’t listened it in the prolonged time, so you asked my priest if you could sing it, as well as he got all annoyed as well as told me to "shut your unwashed mouth!" What did you do wrong? Is there something inapt about which hymen?
Posted by Kid Pastor on December 16th, 2009 filed in Pastor
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December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
The thing about being witty or funny is not to beat it to death. You should have just let it go with the first question and no additional detail. That would have made it seem more like a Tragic Typo.
Peace, Bill
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
lame troll is lame
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
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December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Yeah same thing with me, asked if they could play Gay Bar by electric 6 but they got all angry…
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
There’s nothing at all inappropriate about hymens. That just shows how narrow minded your pastor is. Perhaps if he tried singing a good hymen he would see the error in his ways. Not to mention he would release a lot of built up stress.
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
It sounds like your pastor has a problem, He needs to sit down & keep his mouth shut.
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
This makes me miss Tragic Typos…ahh, the good ol days…
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
time to move on and find another spot to sing since this guy is offended by all the faithful ?
December 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am
hy men??
really??
you said HY men?
wow no wonder he was furious
Anything to do with SEX is a dirty word in church and you sinned by mentioning a dirty word so you will go to hell – at least thats what the pastor should be telling you.
christianity is not a very loving religion is it??