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What happens if I convince the pastor of a church to marry my “same-sex” partner and I by lying?

I mean, he looks overwhelming in drag, as well as I’m similar to all in to unequivocally delicate guys as well as all, so he’s fundamentally clean-shaven as well as really lovable in a dress.

So what would happen? The priest already thinks he’s my "girlfriend," as well as we’ve left forward as well as discussed matrimony with him, left to counseling, etc.

We’re ready to book a date of a ceremony, so I’m only wondering, do they essentially check us to have certain we’re of a conflicting sex?

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15 Responses to “What happens if I convince the pastor of a church to marry my “same-sex” partner and I by lying?”

  1. mel_2512 Says:

    I dont think they check but if all you want is a ceremony why does it have to be a religious one? You can find someone who can do a "spiritual" ceremony if you need some sort of union with God to marry. They do not accept a marriage between you and him, so why do it?

    I think the state should recognize marriages between all individual, be men and men, women and women, whatever, but the church has the right to deny marrying you. And your tricking them into it is not going to make the issue any easier.

    It isnt going to be any more valid if you trick them, so why do it?

  2. MaryBlue Says:

    think!
    you’d both end up in HELL

  3. Fred Says:

    Good luck. Let us know how it turns out.

  4. Miss Information Says:

    Are you talking about sister fister? Oh – that’s why you have a fist as your avatar.

  5. Randy H Says:

    YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Its true…the world has gone crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

    Men that want to marry MEN!!!!!!!!
    Men that want to dress like girls~~~~~~~~~~ Yikes tell me this is just a really evil, scary movie!!!!

    If not…………hmmmmmmmmm…….well I think maybe ya better start trying to find God.

    Its true, thats is what I think– Good luck, with your life buddy

  6. William I Says:

    well, I have nothing against same-sex marriage. but decieving your minister is sinful. And it wouldn’t work. Marriage is a legal thing as well, so the church would know he is man through the documents.

  7. Instant Star has good tastes. Says:

    Yes. They have a skirt check. There’ll be pulling up of skirts and feeling of genitals…. Don’t worry, it’s all standard procedure, they got it cleared after that last sexual harassment suit.

  8. richter_8_6 Says:

    The marriage ceremony has no actual impact on the legal status of the marriage; it must be performed by a recognized representative of the state, and you must have a valid marriage license. In order to get a marriage license, you typically have to visit a state agency, provide identification, show you are over the age of 18, and (in many cases) submit to a blood test.

    If you’re really interested in getting married, Boston, MA; the wording of its law does not limit the legality of same-sex marriage to that state, so if your home state eventually approves gay marriage, yours will automatically be recognized.

  9. dreamnmusic Says:

    Um, well. I should think the name would give it away and then there is the issue of legal documents and such…

  10. E P Says:

    To whom?

  11. c Says:

    Good grief. Why don’t you get a civil ceremony somewhere where it’s legal.

    Don’t forget you need to get a marriage license first.

  12. Hally M Says:

    The birth certificate or driver’s license would give it all away, I’m afraid.

    Looks like you will need to go to the Netherlands for your wedding, or maybe just Iowa. :)

    *Note to "Limbonic Art": You made Baby Jesus cry with your vitriol. Shame on you.

  13. dead fundie Says:

    That is my Final Solution to the gay marriage problem: don’t ask; don’t tell. Two people can marry without being asked their gender.

  14. No Chance Without Jesus Says:

    Then your marriage would be a lie…..which it would be if it was legal.

  15. Telekinetic French Toast w/syrup Says:

    Dammit. I am NOT a man. I might have to wax my upper lip and back, but it’s the Italian lineage in my family. I swear. Um, and never mind that extra luggage I got going on below….If you have ever heard of a camel toe, well, now you have heard of a camel foot.

    I am a chick, I swear.

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